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Thoughts on Zombies

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I like zombies. Zombie movies, zombie video games, zombie themed underwear, it’s all good. Sometime this week, maybe today, I’m going to drop by Barnes and Noble and pick up the complete zombie survival guide, or something like that. I need to be prepared for the impending zombie apocalypse. But first, some thoughts on zombies…

  • Can zombies love?
  • Who would make the most beastliest zombie? Chuck Norris?
  • If zombies are bad news, what about zombie aliens?
  • Or what about zombie alien terrorists?
  • How come the shotgun is the de facto weapon against the undead? Has its efficiency been tested though careful experimentation?
  • Can zombies smell fear? How about chocolate?
  • The coolest zombies are the fast, screaming ones with mutant abilities like in Left 4 Dead, not the lame, smelly, jelly-mouthed ones in old horror movies. If I were turned into a zombie, I would totally want to be one of the hunters from that game! Those things are awesome!
  • Also cool are zombie animals. What animal would be the coolest when its corpse is reanimated? My guess would be shark. Or a polar bear.
  • Who would win in a fight between a zombie and Sean Astin?
  • On a scale from one to ten, how awesome would it be to blow a zombie’s head off with a shotgun, assuming it is proved to be the weapon of choice against the living dead?

Well, that’s all I have to say about that.

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Written by Drew Wellman

03/13/2009 at 6:05 PM

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