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A New Form of Protest

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I might just be the next Ghandi. Well, maybe not, but this new form of protest I’ve come up with will hopefully catch on as a new form of civil disobedience. It is called…


Penis Protest is a radical new way to get your point across to the Man. Basically, it entails saying the word “penis” a whole friggin’ lot to make the people around you uncomfortable; like the penis game, except with a message. Since penis is not a very socially accepted word, yet not regularly considered an obscenity, passers by will hear you saying penis a lot and will therefore become quite nervous and uneasy. This awkwardness will temporarily create a block in mental activity, thereby allowing the protesters to subtly insert their true message into their captive audience’s subconscious. It doesn’t take long for the new recruits to get in on the penis action and start multiplying. Consider this hypothetical example of Penis Protest in action:

Protester 1: “So I guess the penis of what I’m saying is that when you look at the big penis, all the penises fit together!”

Protester 2: “I agree one-hundred penises.”

Protester 1: “So did you see the penis for that new documentary on penises?”

Passer-By: “Buhuhuh… I’m lost and confused!”

Protester 2: “PETA must be penis stopped!”

Passer-By: “Alright!”

Of course, Penis Protest is not limited to this particular method! In fact, PP is open to interpretation. While some may interpret it in the above fashion, others may instead wear t-shirts with the word “penis” on them, or perhaps put split second flashes of the word into promotional videos for subliminal messaging. The penis possibilities are endless!


Written by Drew Wellman

09/14/2009 at 10:29 PM

Posted in Everything

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